Adult Chris: [v.o.] Back before people got ripped off by strangers on eBay, you got ripped off face-to-face at the pawn shop.
Abe Himmelfarb: You are lucky. These are the last two in the city. They just came in.
Chris: All right, well, how much?
Abe Himmelfarb: Uh, $200 for the pair.
Chris: $200? I won't have enough for albums.
Abe Himmelfarb: Well, you could buy $200 worth of records and then spin them on your fingers.
Chris: All right. Wait a minute. This one's missing a stylus.
Abe Himmelfarb: Oh, I didn't see that. Okay, I'll knock off 20 bucks. And I'll throw in The Art of the DJ.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The first and last issue.