Chris Quote #261
Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates DJs
Salesman #3: Not gonna have any more in for at least another eight weeks.
Chris: But I need turntables by Saturday.
Salesman #3: Let me show you something. You got a big party going on or something? How about these?
Chris: That's all you got?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I can only imagine what kind of people would come to that party.
[fantasy: as Chris DJs, James Brown's "The Payback" is playing on the record player:]
Chris: Say, "Hey!"
Old People: Hey!
Chris: Say, "Oh!"
Old People: Oh!
Chris: Now scream!
Old People: [scream]
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's not what they mean by old school.
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Quote from Julius
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While I was pursuing Hip Hop, my dad was trying to avoid things that went hippity-hop.
Drew: Hey, Dad, do you think you could take me to the magic show this week?
Julius: I got a magic show for you. I work two jobs seven days a week, and every day my money disappears. How's that for magic?
Quote from Greg
Greg: Hey, Chris, where are you going in such a hurry?
Chris: Oh, I need to go buy turntables. I got a job offer DJing a party.
Greg: DJ? You mean like Wolfman Jack?
Chris: No, like Grandmaster Flash.
Greg: Grandmaster Flash. Isn't he in the Justice League?
Chris: No, the Furious Five.
Greg: Those look expensive.
Chris: Well, they're professional.
Greg: Yeah, but you're not.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Greg's future career as a motivational speaker didn't go very well.
Quote from Jerome
Jerome: Hold on, hold on. Y'all don't have to leave. I know somebody here knows how to DJ.
Chris: I know how to DJ.
Jerome: Little dude from across the street. You're telling me you know how to rock the wheels of steel?
Woman: Well, go ahead, then. Turn the party out.
Jerome: Hold on, everybody, hold on. Let me hold a dollar.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He's charging me to help him?
Jerome: If you're telling the truth, I'll give it back.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Thanks.