Salesman #3: Not gonna have any more in for at least another eight weeks.
Chris: But I need turntables by Saturday.
Salesman #3: Let me show you something. You got a big party going on or something? How about these?
Chris: That's all you got?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I can only imagine what kind of people would come to that party.
[fantasy: as Chris DJs, James Brown's "The Payback" is playing on the record player:]
Chris: Say, "Hey!"
Old People: Hey!
Chris: Say, "Oh!"
Old People: Oh!
Chris: Now scream!
Old People: [scream]
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's not what they mean by old school.