Julius Quote #206
Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates Cutting School
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Back at the DMV, my father was DOA.
DMV Clerk: I'm sorry, sir, you fail.
Julius: What do you mean, fail? Let me see that! What's wrong with this one?
DMV Clerk: The speed limit in a school zone is 25, not 50.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Not if he's late.
Julius: Fine. I'll do it again. [goes to grab another test]
DMV Clerk: What do you think you're doing?
Julius: I'm going to take the test.
DMV Clerk: You got to get in line, get a number, wait for that number to be called, proceed to my counter, where I will give you a new exam and then you can go to the testing area.
Julius: I have to do this again?!
DMV Clerk: If you want a license.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Good thing she can't read minds.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Cutting School’ Quotes
Quote from Ms. Morello
Ms. Morello: Chris, I'm sorry for shushing you. I know your people can't help talking in the movies.
Quote from Greg
Greg: You think they know we're gone?
Chris: The only one that would even notice is Caruso. He can just beat somebody else up. What's that?
Greg: I was up all night packing for everything we might need. I've got peanut butter sandwiches in case we get hungry, I've got some wet naps in case we get sticky from the peanut butter sandwiches, I brought a compass in case we get lost, some extra water, Rolaids, aspirin, a traveling toothbrush...
Chris: Greg, we're going to the movies, not Gilligan's Island.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] If we did, Greg would have got with Mrs. Howell.
Greg: Hold on. For my "cutting school" scrapbook. Smile.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Greg sold that picture on eBay last week for $500.
Quote from Rochelle
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Only problem with my mother helping at a book fair was she didn't read books and she wasn't fair.
[montage:]
Rochelle: Girl, does your mother know you're over here reading grown-up books? Give me that. Flowers in the Attic. Now that sounds nice. Read that. You done lost your Jackie Collins mind. And don't cut your eyes at me, either.
Rochelle: Boy, don't you know you are too big for a coloring book? White kids your age are building sculptures by now and you're over here trying to stay inside the lines. Come on, Picasso. Get to chippin'. Come on. Chip on. Chip, chip, chip.
Rochelle: You shouldn't be embarrassed that your boy only has a fifth grade reading level. You should be embarrassed that he's 27. He should be reading War and Peace, not Horton Hears a Who!.