Rochelle Quote #260
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates the Substitute
Mr. Newton: I'm sorry. I'm Mr. Newton. I've been Chris' substitute teacher the past few weeks.
Rochelle: Oh, that's right, yeah. Chris has said a lot about you. Is there a problem?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Yeah, woman. A crazy man is trying to give me a test at home.
Mr. Newton: Not at all. I've been preparing Chris for a practice test, and I wasn't able to give him the exam before...
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Before I got rid of your crazy ass.
Mr. Newton: ...before I left Corleone. I just want to make sure he's ready.
Rochelle: Well, why are you doing this?
Mr. Newton: I think Chris is a smart kid, but I think he can do better.
Chris: Ma?
Rochelle: Better get in there and take that test. Nice satchel.
Mr. Newton: It's real leather.
Rochelle: Really?
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Quote from Ms. Morello
Ms. Morello: Chris, I love your shirt. What does it stand for?
Chris: B-.
Ms. Morello: Oh! B-. I love that Black street slang. So what else did I miss around here?
Greg: Well, we were supposed to have a practice test on the statewide exam today.
Ms. Morello: Oh, forget about that test. I want to show you the gifts I brought back.
Greg: Gifts?
Ms. Morello: For you, I brought back a shield and a spear.
Chris: What did you get me? What is that?
Ms. Morello: It's a bone. For your nose, silly. By the way, do you know a guy named Induku?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Actually, I did, but I didn't want to give her the satisfaction.
Quote from Ms. Morello
Chris: Ms. Morello?
Ms. Morello: Oh, Chris, you're still here. I was so afraid the system would have brought you down by now.
Greg: We thought you were in Africa.
Ms. Morello: I was, but there was a civil war.
Greg: A war?
Ms. Morello: Fortunately, they found a way for all the White people to get out.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Same thing happened in New Orleans.
Quote from Mr. Omar
Mr. Omar: [on the phone] He fell down the elevator shaft? Tragic.
Julius: Excuse me, Mr. Omar.
Mr. Omar: Hold on, Mr. Julius.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Oh, he wanted to hold on, all right.
[fantasy: Julius is strangling Mr. Omar with the telephone cord:]
Julius: Oh, I'm holding on now. Now, who you gonna call?
Mr. Omar: Let go. Tragic. Tragic.
[reality:]
Julius: I need to make a call.
Mr. Omar: I'm almost off.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He better be, because it's almost on.
Mr. Omar: [chuckles] That's what he here for.