Quote from Mr. Omar in Everybody Hates the Substitute
Mr. Omar: [on the phone] He fell down the elevator shaft? Tragic. Julius: Excuse me, Mr. Omar. Mr. Omar: Hold on, Mr. Julius. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Oh, he wanted to hold on, all right. [fantasy: Julius is strangling Mr. Omar with the telephone cord:] Julius: Oh, I'm holding on now. Now, who you gonna call? Mr. Omar: Let go. Tragic. Tragic. [reality:] Julius: I need to make a call. Mr. Omar: I'm almost off. Adult Chris: [v.o.] He better be, because it's almost on. Mr. Omar: [chuckles] That's what he here for.