Adult Chris Quote #135
Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Father's Day
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Everyone would agree that one of the most important days of the year is Mother's Day.
Kids & Julius: Happy Mother's Day!
Rochelle: Oh, you guys didn't have to do this.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Everybody wants to show their mama how much they love them. Even Tupac wrote a song about his mother. On Mother's Day, people pull out all the stops. You take your mother to brunch...
Restaurant Manager: We're out of food. I'm sorry for the inconvenience. If you could just come back next Sunday.
Woman: What- What do you mean you're out of food? Next Sunday?
Restaurant Manager: We're out of food, Mama. What you want me to do?
Mother: Get in that space!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We take her to a great movie so she can wear a great big hat. And you spend your last dime on her, just so she knows she's number one.
White Mother: Oh, my God!
White Father: Come on.
White Mother: Oh, I can't believe you did this.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] But when it comes to Father's Day, nobody gave a damn.
Restaurant Manager: It's Father's Day, people. Come on down to Pastures and Shores. The food is half-price. Buenas noches. Como se dice "half-off"?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The movies are terrible...
Man: Turn it off! Turn it off!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] ...the gifts suck.
White Father: What the hell is this?
White Mother: It's a parking space, honey. We got you a parking space.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Better park and be happy. And the only song for fathers was this. [film of The Temptations singing Papa Was a Rollin' Stone]
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Father's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Rochelle
Tonya: Mama, how come Daddy doesn't want to be with us on Father's Day?
Rochelle: Oh, baby, it's not that your daddy doesn't want to be with us, it's just that he works hard all the time and he just wants to have a little time to be by himself.
Drew: Man, that's cool. I can't wait until I'm a father so I can have this whole house to myself.
Rochelle: You are not gonna be a father in this house, because I ain't taking care of no babies. Lost your mind.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I tried to imagine doing the things that Greg talked about with my father. Like bringing him Cap'n Crunch and cantaloupe.
Julius: Are you crazy? Boy, you better bring me some bacon.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I thought about taking my dad to the zoo to see some penguins.
Julius: We paid $3.50 to see a bird that can't fly? What you gonna show me next, rats that don't eat cheese?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I even imagined us shooting off bottle rockets in front of the house. [bottle rocket whistling] [guns firing] [police officer shouting]
Julius: Run, boy, run!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I wonder if Greg's dad ever got shot at.
Quote from Julius
Rochelle: Well, it's the thought that counts.
Julius: I appreciate it, I really do, but if you buy me presents, I'm just gonna have to work to pay it off. At this rate, I'll be working when I'm dead.
[fantasy: Julius is in his casket down at the depot:]
Boss: Julius, you're dead. What are you doing here?
Julius: Trying to pay off these presents. Listen, can I work the graveyard shift?