Adult Chris: [v.o.] Everyone would agree that one of the most important days of the year is Mother's Day.
Kids & Julius: Happy Mother's Day!
Rochelle: Oh, you guys didn't have to do this.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Everybody wants to show their mama how much they love them. Even Tupac wrote a song about his mother. On Mother's Day, people pull out all the stops. You take your mother to brunch...
Restaurant Manager: We're out of food. I'm sorry for the inconvenience. If you could just come back next Sunday.
Woman: What- What do you mean you're out of food? Next Sunday?
Restaurant Manager: We're out of food, Mama. What you want me to do?
Mother: Get in that space!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We take her to a great movie so she can wear a great big hat. And you spend your last dime on her, just so she knows she's number one.
White Mother: Oh, my God!
White Father: Come on.
White Mother: Oh, I can't believe you did this.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] But when it comes to Father's Day, nobody gave a damn.
Restaurant Manager: It's Father's Day, people. Come on down to Pastures and Shores. The food is half-price. Buenas noches. Como se dice "half-off"?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The movies are terrible...
Man: Turn it off! Turn it off!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] ...the gifts suck.
White Father: What the hell is this?
White Mother: It's a parking space, honey. We got you a parking space.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Better park and be happy. And the only song for fathers was this. [film of The Temptations singing Papa Was a Rollin' Stone]