Adult Chris Quote #40
Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Halloween
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's Mr. Harris. He was the neighborhood butcher. But on Halloween, he became Sweet Tooth, the Candy Pimp.
Sweet Tooth: Candy, candy, candy! Halloween candy! So what you kids got in the bags? Give it up to Sweet Tooth.
Drew: Why don't you leave us alone?
Sweet Tooth: You know, this is a little light.
Tonya: Hey!
Sweet Tooth: But I'm gonna give you kids a chance to make it right for old Sweet Tooth.
Drew: Give my sister her candy back now!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I was so glad Drew didn't have a sword.
Sweet Tooth: Do I hear back talk?
Drew: No.
Sweet Tooth: I thought not. Now, you kids get to tricking and to treating. And you best to have all my candy.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Sweet Tooth died two years later of a bad case of gingivitis.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Halloween’ Quotes
Quote from Julius
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father hated buying Halloween candy. He didn't like spending money on stuff we kept, so buying stuff that we gave away almost drove him crazy.
Rochelle: Hey, baby.
Julius: What's up babe?
Rochelle: Nickers? What's a Nickers?
Julius: It's the same as a Snickers bar. But it's a lot cheaper. I go to this place, they got everything. Nickers, Two Musketeers, M&N's.
Rochelle: Julius, Gravy Way?
Julius: It's the same as a Milky Way. But it tastes like gravy.
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Okay, you guys, have fun and be careful. And, baby, make sure you take off the Darth Vader mask so you can breathe. Oh, and, Chris, I'll have your costume ready when you get home.
Chris: Thanks, Mom.
Rochelle: Oh, and y'all don't eat any candy until you get home either.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My mother would never let us eat the candy before we got home.
[flashback:]
Rochelle: Don't eat the candy before I look at it! There could be poison or anything in there. One boy ate an apple with a razor blade in it, and it cut his head off.
Quote from Greg
Greg: How old is she?
Chris: Lisa? Fifteen.
Greg: Dude, you are so in there!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Anytime I did anything involving a girl, Greg thought I was "in there."
[flashback to Chris and Greg in class:]
Girl: Chris, can I borrow a pencil?
Greg: Dude, you are so in there.
[flashback to Chris and Greg in the school hallway:]
Teacher: Hello, Chris.
Greg: Dude, you are so in there.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Had I known what I know now about teachers, I'd say that was the one time he was probably right.