Julius Quote #13
Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates Keisha
Julius: Hey, son. Want a soda?
Chris: Dad, what do you do when you're trying not to like somebody, but you can't get them off your mind?
Julius: Chris, we can't talk about this!
Chris: Why not?
Julius: Look, Chris, sometimes things ain't always what they look like. I mean, just because you might think about somebody, doesn't mean anything's going to happen. You know, it's... It's just... It's innocent. But you can't tell nobody. You just keep your mouth shut. And keep your distance.
Chris: But she lives right next door.
Julius: Don't you think I know that? What you want me to do, move? Uh... It's nothing. Forget it. Drink your soda.
Chris: Well, what if she decides to tutor Drew again?
Julius: Well, you just got to... Drew?
Chris: Yeah.
Julius: Who are we talking about?
Chris: Keisha.
Julius: Oh. Oh! Oh, Keisha! Keisha. Hey, man, look. Chris, you just have to focus on other things, okay? I mean, you know, it'll take a little time. You'll meet some more girls. She's just the first one. Is she the first one?
Chris: Kind of.
Julius: This is good.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Keisha’ Quotes
Quote from Adult Chris
Tonya: Ooh, I'm telling.
Drew: Shut up, Tonya.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Usually, when Tonya said she was telling, that meant I was getting in trouble. But I didn't care. All I wanted to do was slap the black off of Drew.
[fantasy: Drew's face has a patchy complexion as he is carried into an ambulance on a stretcher:]
Detective: What happened?
Police Officer: Looks like the older brother came home, found the little brother kissing his woman and slapped the black off him.
Detective: [holding an evidence back] Is this the black?
Police Officer: All we could find.
Detective: So much for brotherly love.
Quote from Rochelle
Sheila: Rochelle, I love your place. How you keep it so clean with three kids?
Rochelle: Oh, no, my children know how to act. They know, once they walk through that front door, I don't tolerate no foolishness.
Sheila: Uh-uh.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's Sheila, Keisha's mother. My mother didn't make a lot of friends, because she's, what I like to call, a ghetto snob.
[flashback:]
Rochelle: Look at that woman out here with rollers in her hair.
Tonya: Mama, you have rollers on.
Rochelle: Yeah, but I'm wearing a scarf. No class.
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Sit down, Julius. I know you're not blind, Julius. She's pretty. And if you think I look like her, then I'm okay with that.
Julius: Really?
Rochelle: No! If that happens again, somebody getting stabbed!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's my mother's version of being understanding.