‘Everybody Hates Bomb Threats’
Season 4, Episode 21 - Aired May 1, 2009
Chris looks for a way to get out of class after Thurman forces him to learn a lengthy speech. Meanwhile, Julius is worried when Rochelle upsets a customer at the salon who puts "a mojo" on her.
Quote from Rochelle
Julius: Well, what about that battery? I mean, it was brand-new. He said it looked like it was four years old.
Rochelle: Oh, the- the battery?
Julius: Yeah.
Rochelle: Yeah, I used that money to buy a new outfit.
Quote from Chris
Julius: What about the bomb threat at Chris's school?
Chris: Oh, um, it turned out to be a hoax. It happens so much that, you know, I think that's the reason why they call it a "bomb threat." Because nobody really calls in bombs.
Vanessa: Oh, look, a school just blew up!
[on TV :]
Reporter: I'm here at Bardini High with Captain Tyrone Williams of the Bomb Squad.
Can you tell us what happened?
Captain Williams: Well, apparently, there was a bomb inside the building and before we were able to defuse it, it blew up and destroyed the school.
Reporter: Okay. Can you tell us, does this have anything to do with the bomb threat earlier at Tattaglia?
Captain Williams: Oh, absolutely. Because there was no bomb over there, we figured there was no bomb over here, so we ignored the call. Fortunately, it was after hours so no students were destroyed in the blast. But whoever called in that Tattaglia threat, we're holding you personally responsible. Wherever you are, we will hunt you down and blow you up. And that's not a threat, that's a promise.