Michelle Quote #157
Quote from Michelle in Halloween
Presenter: [on TV] And while Fatboy Slim's presence brings excitement...
Erin: I'm sorry, can we just turn this off?
Presenter: ...it also led to heartbreak for a group of local young people. Earlier today we caught up with local teenager Michelle Mallon to hear more.
Clare: What?
Presenter: Michelle, something awful happened to your cousin James recently.
Michelle: [on TV] That's right, Margaret. He was too chicken to come on here and speak about it himself.
James: What's happening?
Michelle: James doesn't have a lot going on. He isn't very bright, he's not much to look at, and there's no easy way to say this... [clears throat] He's also English.
Presenter: I'm so sorry to hear that.
Michelle: Thank you, Margaret.
Derry Girls Quotes
‘Halloween’ Quotes
Quote from Erin
Clare: It is sort of your fault, James. You tore the tickets up.
Erin: What the hell were you thinking?
James: I don't know. I was high on adrenaline. Anyway, what does it matter? I was never gonna win that fight. The man's the size of a wardrobe.
Erin: But you're English, James. About five of you managed to colonise half the planet, so, you know, we thought you might have something up your sleeve.
James: Well, I didn't.
Quote from Clare
Erin: Why don't you just tell her?
Clare: Because it's pathetic, Erin.
Laurie: Hi, there.
Clare: Hi, I'm a lesbian!
Laurie: Congratulations.
Clare: Thank you.
Laurie: How many of you are there?
Clare: Just me. Just the one lesbian. The rest of them are straight.
Quote from Orla
Erin: Ach, I just love Halloween. It's the one night of the year that Protestants and Catholics set aside their political and religious differences and just come together...
Orla: And fight ghosts.
Erin: No, Orla.