Michelle Quote #161
Quote from Michelle in Halloween
Fintan: So, just to let you know, we told Norman your story.
Michelle: [gasps] Norman? Norman, Norman? Fatboy Norman?
Fintan: Ah, sorry, no, our security guard Norman.
Michelle: Right.
Fintan: Of course Fatboy Norman! I couldn't help myself! Jesus, sure, I'm terrible! Aren't I terrible?
Erin: What did he say?
Fintan: That he'd like to meet you.
Michelle: Do not fuck with us, Fifi.
Fintan: I'm serious. He's got a few minutes before he goes on stage. Let me just go and grab him.
Derry Girls Quotes
‘Halloween’ Quotes
Quote from Erin
Clare: It is sort of your fault, James. You tore the tickets up.
Erin: What the hell were you thinking?
James: I don't know. I was high on adrenaline. Anyway, what does it matter? I was never gonna win that fight. The man's the size of a wardrobe.
Erin: But you're English, James. About five of you managed to colonise half the planet, so, you know, we thought you might have something up your sleeve.
James: Well, I didn't.
Quote from Clare
Erin: Why don't you just tell her?
Clare: Because it's pathetic, Erin.
Laurie: Hi, there.
Clare: Hi, I'm a lesbian!
Laurie: Congratulations.
Clare: Thank you.
Laurie: How many of you are there?
Clare: Just me. Just the one lesbian. The rest of them are straight.
Quote from Orla
Erin: Ach, I just love Halloween. It's the one night of the year that Protestants and Catholics set aside their political and religious differences and just come together...
Orla: And fight ghosts.
Erin: No, Orla.