Granda Joe Quote #43
Quote from Granda Joe in The Prom
Ian Paisley: [on TV] This document is an insult to the majority of people of Northern Ireland!
Gerry: All right, Ian, we get the idea, like.
Joe: What are you footering at?
Gerry: Ah, the picture's just gone a bit, sort of... [Joe smacks the TV] Dear Jesus!
Joe: You have to give it a bit of a shock now and again. [hits it again] You have to keep it on its toes.
Gerry: I'm not sure you do have to keep it on its toes, Joe. It's a television. [Joe hits it repeatedly] OK, OK, OK! I'm just going to turn it off and turn it on again. That usually does the trick. [turns the TV off] There we go. Hm? There doesn't seem to be anything happening now.
Joe: This stupid prick's broken the TV, Mary!
Mary: For God's sake, Gerry.
Joe: He's been footering.
Gerry: Excuse me. You're the one that was thumping it repeatedly, Joe.
Joe: I'll thump you repeatedly.
Derry Girls Quotes
‘The Prom’ Quotes
Quote from Sister Michael
Sister Michael: OK, just a couple of things. Firstly, I'd like to introduce Mae Cheung. Can you make yourself known, please, Mae? Miss Cheung's family have recently moved here to Derry so I hope you'll all make her feel very welcome. It's bound to be a bit of a culture shock, Mae. Things are done... differently in this part of the world. But I'm sure you'll soon feel as at home here as you did back in your beloved Donegal. Announcement from Jenny Joyce and the dance committee. "The school social event of the year is fast approaching, but before you don your glad rags... and boogie on dow..." I'm sorry, I simply cannot read this.
Quote from James
James: Jesus Christ, look! Above the stage, look! She's not gonna do a Carrie!
Michelle: Fuck-a-doodle-do!
Clare: What's a Carrie? What does that mean?
James: You've never seen Carrie?
Michelle: Aw, it's some film, Clare.
Erin: Amazing.
Orla: Aye, you should check it out.
Clare: Expand and explain! Expand and explain!
James: So, Carrie is voted Prom Queen and this bully pours a bucket of pig's blood on her.
Clare: Jesus Christ!
James: I mean, lots of other stuff happens, too, but that's the, sort of, relevant bit.
Quote from Michelle
Michelle: This doesn't do my baps any justice.
Clare: Have you decided who you're bringing yet?
Michelle: I've narrowed it down to two. There's big Johnny Kells who works in Dunnes. Thick as fuck, but a massive, massive ride. Then there's this other fella, he's not as thick, but he's also not as hot, although I have heard he is really good with his hands. And when I say he's good with his hands, I'm not talking about putting up shelves, girls. I'm talking about...
James: Everybody knows what you're talking about, Michelle!
Michelle: ...fingering.
James: Honestly!