Rebecca: Hey, girls, here's a little trick I learned in high school. You put on your lipstick then you powder them. That way, when you're making out, you don't get the lipstick all over the boy. [giggles]
Carla: Aha.
Lilith: Rebecca, I believe you're laboring under a misconception...
Carla: Oh, no, Lilith. Rebecca, you see, what Lilith is trying to say is that the powder isn't gonna keep the lipstick off the boy, but if he really cares, he's not gonna mind.

Lilith: Why didn't you let me tell her?
Carla: 'Cause it would be wrong. It- It's not our place to Interfere with their personal lives. That's why they're called "personal lives." It's not our place to play God.
Lilith: Well, actually, I pulled down 60 big ones last year playing God, but I see your point. And I owe you an apology. I actually thought you didn't want to tell her so that she would be humiliated, at which point you would make fun of her.
Carla: See how wrong you were? [Lilith leaves] How was your date last night, Rebecca? Get lucky? [laughs]

Mark Newberger: That was a great dinner tonight. I haven't had osso buco that good in years.
Rebecca: What the hell is osso buco anyway?
Mark Newberger: You don't want to know.
Rebecca: Mark, I- I had the greatest evening tonight.
Mark Newberger: Well, we're gonna have a lot of great nights. I want to pick up right where we left off.
Rebecca: Do you want to start right now?
Mark Newberger: Sure.
Rebecca: Okay. You just make yourself comfortable, and I'll be right back. [o.s.] I feel like we're in high school again, don't you, Marcus Aurelius?
Mark Newberger: Yes, I do, Beckus Aurelius.
Rebecca: You remembered my Latin name.
Mark Newberger: Well, how could I forget? You're the one who got me through Mr. Vincent's Latin class.
Rebecca: [o.s.] [gasps] Oh, Mr. Vincent. I forgot all about him. Oh, God, I had such a crush on that man.
Mark Newberger: [softly] Who didn't?

Rebecca: You're gay?
Mark Newberger: Don't tell me you didn't know.
Rebecca: I mean, usually I assume that somebody is straight until I find out they're not.
Mark Newberger: That's funny, I usually assume people are gay until I find out they're not. Sometimes we find out together.
Rebecca: Oh. I'm the one, aren't l? Yeah, I'm the one that put you off girls.
Mark Newberger: No, Rebecca.
Rebecca: No, no, really, go ahead, you can say it. I've heard it before.
Mark Newberger: Rebecca, if anything, you confused me. You're the only woman I've ever been attracted to.
Rebecca: Thank you.

Rebecca: You want to watch some TV?
Mark Newberger: Yeah, sure. Maybe there's an old movie on, huh? Rebecca.
Rebecca: Hmm?
Mark Newberger: What are you doing?
Rebecca: Looking for the remote control.
Mark Newberger: It's on the coffee table.
Rebecca: You can't blame me for trying.