Rebecca Quote #481

Quote from Rebecca in Rebecca's Lover... Not

Rebecca: You're gay?
Mark Newberger: Don't tell me you didn't know.
Rebecca: I mean, usually I assume that somebody is straight until I find out they're not.
Mark Newberger: That's funny, I usually assume people are gay until I find out they're not. Sometimes we find out together.
Rebecca: Oh. I'm the one, aren't l? Yeah, I'm the one that put you off girls.
Mark Newberger: No, Rebecca.
Rebecca: No, no, really, go ahead, you can say it. I've heard it before.
Mark Newberger: Rebecca, if anything, you confused me. You're the only woman I've ever been attracted to.
Rebecca: Thank you.

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Quote from Norm

Woody: Mr. Peterson.
Norm: Yeah?
Woody: It's your barber on the phone, and he says it's been two days. He wants to know when you're coming back. What should I tell him?
Norm: Tell him what I tell Vera.
Woody: [on the phone] Uh, he'll be home after one more.

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Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: Oh, hey, Mr. Peterson, that's quite a haircut.
Norm: Yeah, well, they're only halfway done, Woody. I got a little thirsty. You know what I mean? Give me a beer.

Quote from Cliff

Cliff: Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, Normie, I'm gonna miss that car. Here, take a look at that.
Norm: Wow. That's you next to Sammy's 'Vette.
Cliff: Yeah. Truth be told, l, uh I tell the ladies it's mine.
Norm: Yeah. Wait. That's not even your body. It's Sammy's body with your head superimposed.
Cliff: Yeah, you'd be surprised what Ma can do in a darkroom. Yeah. Yeah, we got one of, uh, me at the Yalta conference. Yeah. You- You should see the look that Churchill's giving me.