Sam Quote #1521
Quote from Sam in Uncle Sam Wants You
Sam: What are you doing back here?
Rebecca: My night to lock up. Besides, it looks like I'm still gonna be working here anyway. Nobody else wants me.
Sam: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
Rebecca: Yeah, well, you know, maybe I've been barking up the wrong tree my whole life. All these big dreams about being a big corporate executive and, you know, having a lot of power, a lot of control. I don't know why I've been knocking my brains out. Maybe I should have just settled for some dumb, ordinary jerk, you know, and raised a family.
Sam: Wow.
Rebecca: What?
Sam: I was just, uh... I you know, I've been thinking the same thing. Only, you know, I was thinking that you should have a child with someone who is, you know, good-looking and... and really cool.
Rebecca: Yeah, well, I don't know anybody like that.
Sam: What about me?
Rebecca: What, you know somebody like that?
Sam: No, you know, I... What I mean is, I was thinking that you and I should have a baby together.
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Quote from Paul
Paul: I don't care what he names it as long as he doesn't bring it in here. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's babies.
Woody: Oh, come on, Mr. Krapence. Wouldn't you like a helpless little guy all soft and cuddly who you could burp every once in a while?
Paul: [looks at Norm] Yeah, we need another one of those.
Quote from Lilith
Lilith: It was Sam. Frasier, you've got to do something. Every day he gets here a little earlier, and every night he leaves a little later.
Sam: Well, darling, he, he is a friend of ours.
Lilith: It's getting so we can't make love in the morning.
Frasier: I didn't know we could make love in the morning.
Lilith: We can't. It was just a "for instance." The point is I don't like people seeing me in my nightgown. It undermines my authority.
Frasier: I really wouldn't worry about that.
Quote from Woody
Frasier: Afternoon, all.
Woody: Hey, Dr. Crane. Dr. Sternin-Crane. And little Frederick Crane-Sternin-Crane-Crane. What can I get you? I know I could use a glass of water.