Norm Quote #846

Quote from Norm in Norm and Cliff's Excellent Adventure

Frasier: Okay. Here, come come and sit down. You know, I can't tell you how special this is. We never seem to get together outside of that infernal bar. Never get together just as pals.
Norm: Yeah, whatever. Fras, you don't have any Chinese left, do you?
Frasier: No, sorry.
Cliff: Norm, Norm we come here to talk about a topic a lot more important than food. Found an almond cookie.
Sam: If you're here to try to patch up my relationship with Mr. Malone, just forget it.
Norm: Give me half, will you, Cliff?
Frasier: I tell you, I have seen the last of that ex-jock in a pompadour.
Cliff: Frasier, you've got to let us explain what happened here.
Norm: Fras, um, you see, sometimes guys do things, you know, which they they think seem like a good idea at the time. [takes the rest of Cliff's cookie] But they're really not such a good idea. I guess what I'm trying to say is...
Sam: That that Sam wants me to come back to Cheers so that he can get down on his knees and apologize to me in public and in person.
Norm: Yeah, that's even better. Great, come on, let's go.

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 ‘Norm and Cliff's Excellent Adventure’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Cliff: Oh, here's Sam.
Carla: Oh, come on, Sammy. Hey, Sammy. Sammy, open up. It's freezing!
Sam: Hey, what are you guys standing around for? How come somebody didn't let you in?
Carla: I left my keys home.
Sam: Oh, no, I was counting on yours.
Rebecca: I left mine in the office. Hurry up! It's cold!
Sam: Well, how are we gonna get in here?
Norm: 'Morning, everybody.
All: Norm! [keys jangling]
Norm: Sorry I'm late. [enters]

Quote from Cliff

Sam: Sorry I took so long getting here this morning.
Frasier: Sam, you know, this is the fourth time this week that you've been late. As a responsible businessman and the owner of this bar, you owe it to yourself to stick to a more responsible schedule, you know.
Cliff: Absolutely. If the post office ran its business the way you run yours... Never mind.

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: Sam, I am not asking you. I'm telling you! Give me back my card!
Sam: Don't take that tone of voice with me!
Man: Frasier, can I help? I have a card that works.
Frasier: Oh shut up, you Skinnerian baboon!