Quote from Cliff in Norm and Cliff's Excellent Adventure
Sam: Sorry I took so long getting here this morning. Frasier: Sam, you know, this is the fourth time this week that you've been late. As a responsible businessman and the owner of this bar, you owe it to yourself to stick to a more responsible schedule, you know. Cliff: Absolutely. If the post office ran its business the way you run yours... Never mind.