Woody Quote #591

Quote from Woody in Veggie-Boyd

Rebecca: I think it means they're not going to make Veggie-Boy anymore. I guess nobody liked it.
Woody: How could they not like it? It's broccoli, cauliflower and kale! Has America gone mad?
Norm: Wood, um, it's not that great, okay?
Woody: Shut up, Mr. Peterson. Don't talk bad about Veggie-Boy!
Lilith: Nice work, Dr. Frankenstein.
Woody: They're stopped making it, how am I gonna get it? I need my Veggie-Boy. This is all there is? This isn't even gonna last me through the night!
Frasier: Woody, let's go back in the office.
Woody: I know, I know. I can take this to a lab and have it analyzed. I can make my own. You know, I've got a blender.
Sam: Woody.
Woody: I'll move back to Indiana. I'll grow kale!
Frasier: Woody, watch the watch.
Woody: Get that watch out of my face, old man. I've got crops to plant!

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 ‘Veggie-Boyd’ Quotes

Quote from Frasier

Sam: These are, uh, trivia napkins. Ever since I got the bar back, I've been looking for ways to say, "Hey, thank you for patronizing me."
Frasier: Oh, Sam, I- I know you wanted to use a great big word there. I think that's marvelous, but I believe what you meant to say was, "Thank you for your patronage."
Sam: Really? What's the difference?
Frasier: Patronage means customers. Patronizing is the way one would talk to a small, dull child.
Sam: Kind of like how you're talking to me right now?
Frasier: Aren't you cute!

Quote from Cliff

Sam: Oh, Woody. Woody, shoot, I just forgot here. This came for you. Looks like something from the commercial company. Probably a paycheck.
Woody: Oh, I- I can't cash that. I can't even open it. That'd be like paying me for lying. My mother always told me that lying is the worst of the seven deadly sins.
Norm: Wait, wait, wait. Lying is one of the seven deadly sins?
Cliff: Yeah, of course it is. You got, uh lust, greed, bashful...
Norm: That's the seven deadly dwarfs.

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: What can I do for you, Norm?
Norm: Open up those beer taps and take the day off, Sam.