Frasier Quote #467
Quote from Frasier in Veggie-Boyd
Sam: These are, uh, trivia napkins. Ever since I got the bar back, I've been looking for ways to say, "Hey, thank you for patronizing me."
Frasier: Oh, Sam, I- I know you wanted to use a great big word there. I think that's marvelous, but I believe what you meant to say was, "Thank you for your patronage."
Sam: Really? What's the difference?
Frasier: Patronage means customers. Patronizing is the way one would talk to a small, dull child.
Sam: Kind of like how you're talking to me right now?
Frasier: Aren't you cute!
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‘Veggie-Boyd’ Quotes
Quote from Cliff
Sam: Oh, Woody. Woody, shoot, I just forgot here. This came for you. Looks like something from the commercial company. Probably a paycheck.
Woody: Oh, I- I can't cash that. I can't even open it. That'd be like paying me for lying. My mother always told me that lying is the worst of the seven deadly sins.
Norm: Wait, wait, wait. Lying is one of the seven deadly sins?
Cliff: Yeah, of course it is. You got, uh lust, greed, bashful...
Norm: That's the seven deadly dwarfs.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: What can I do for you, Norm?
Norm: Open up those beer taps and take the day off, Sam.
Quote from Woody
Woody: I know it's just a small part in a commercial, but I don't know if I have the skill or the technique to pull it off.
Norm: Well, what do you play, Wood?
Woody: A bartender.
Sam: [laughs] Woody, you are a bartender.
Woody: Yeah, well, but in this commercial, I have to serve drinks.
Sam: Wood, you serve drinks all the time.
Woody: Yeah, but in this commercial, I have to talk and serve drinks.
Sam: You talk and serve drinks right here every day.
Woody: Oh, great, Sam! Now you've made me nervous about working here, too.