Lilith Quote #109
Quote from Lilith in Veggie-Boyd
Frasier: For your information, Sigmund Freud has a lot to teach us about Woody's problem. I daresay that if the Master were with us today, he would, after striking Lilith, tell us that Woody is suffering from a subconscious barrier, easily removed by some elemental Freudian analysis.
Woody: Well, isn't there anything faster?
Frasier: Oh, many things, but nothing quite as lucrative. But if you wish instant relief, I suppose we could try a little, uh, well, posthypnotic suggestion.
Lilith: [sputters]
Frasier: Another wet objection, my love?
Lilith: Hypnosis, Frasier? Why only go back a century for your treatment? Why not bleed him with leeches? Or drill a hole in his cranium and let the evil spirits leak out?
Frasier: Ignore her, Woody. It's the gin talking.
Lilith: Or maybe the reason he doesn't like vegetables is because they remind him of his mother. Ooh!
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‘Veggie-Boyd’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Sam: These are, uh, trivia napkins. Ever since I got the bar back, I've been looking for ways to say, "Hey, thank you for patronizing me."
Frasier: Oh, Sam, I- I know you wanted to use a great big word there. I think that's marvelous, but I believe what you meant to say was, "Thank you for your patronage."
Sam: Really? What's the difference?
Frasier: Patronage means customers. Patronizing is the way one would talk to a small, dull child.
Sam: Kind of like how you're talking to me right now?
Frasier: Aren't you cute!
Quote from Cliff
Sam: Oh, Woody. Woody, shoot, I just forgot here. This came for you. Looks like something from the commercial company. Probably a paycheck.
Woody: Oh, I- I can't cash that. I can't even open it. That'd be like paying me for lying. My mother always told me that lying is the worst of the seven deadly sins.
Norm: Wait, wait, wait. Lying is one of the seven deadly sins?
Cliff: Yeah, of course it is. You got, uh lust, greed, bashful...
Norm: That's the seven deadly dwarfs.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: What can I do for you, Norm?
Norm: Open up those beer taps and take the day off, Sam.