Sam Quote #958
Quote from Sam in Tale of Two Cuties
Annie: You know, Sam, I was just thinking about us last night as I was in the tub shaving my legs and pumicing the dead skin off my knees and elbows and waxing my...
Sam: Uh, is- Is there a point to this?
Annie: Do I have to say it? Can't you just feel it?
Sam: Would you stop that? This is silly. Now, just-
Annie: Of course it's silly, but love is silly, isn't it? Romeo and Juliet were silly in a mad, passionate way. Are we silly, Sam? Are we?
Sam: Y- You maybe, but I'm not. Listen, young lady, I happen to be a very close friend of your mother-in-law, and out of respect, I'm ending this conversation right now.
Annie: You can end the conversation, Sam, but you can't end the feeling.
Sam: Honey, I'm flattered, but this is nuts. I mean, I... You know, I'm old enough to be your fa- youthful uncle, all right? I mean, when- When when I'm 60, you're- You're gonna be 22. Oh, my God, that can't be right. Uh... All right, uh... All right, when I'm 60, uh, well, you'll be looking pretty good, actually. Um... So, why don't you call me when I'm 60?
Cheers Quotes
‘Tale of Two Cuties’ Quotes
Quote from Cliff
Rebecca: Can you believe it? Her first day on the job and Evan's little tart is late. That's because she knows I can't do anything about it because her lover boy is the big boss. Isn't she just the queen of gall?
Cliff: Oh, no, that was Charlemagne's wife, I think. Well, you know, if memory serves, I think her name was Cathy.
Quote from Norm
Annie: But ever since I started working here, he's become insanely jealous. "Why am I late? When am I coming home? Why am I dressed like such an ultra-fox?" I mean, if it weren't for the six times a day we make love he'd be no fun at all.
Norm: Six? Whoo! Can't think of anything that I can do six times a day. Hit me again. [slides over empty beer glass] Will you, Sam?
Sam: Listen, it's kind of tough on a husband, you know, to have his wife supporting him. It's a- It's a pride thing.
Norm: It is a pride thing, Sam. I remember once when I was out of work, Vera had to support us. I tell ya, the day that woman left to deliver phone books... The proudest day of my life, actually.
Quote from Frasier
Paul: Hey, anyone see the conclusion of the White House Murders last night?
Frasier: No! Don't say anything. I've got it on tape.
Norm: Did you believe it was the vice-president?
Frasier: Please!
Woody: How about where the First Lady popped out of a pool of her own blood and strangled the Russian ambassador?
Frasier: No! No!
Woody: Yeah, that was my reaction exactly.
Frasier: Well, thank you, one and all, for ruining yet another plot for me. I'll be off, now, but before I go there's something I'd like to share with you. In Citizen Kane, Rosebud is the name of his sled. In Murder on the Orient Express, everyone did it. And Luke Skywalker's father is Darth Vader. Ha!
Cliff: Ah, why doesn't the guy tell us something we don't know, huh?
Woody: Darth Vader is Luke's father?