Annie: You know, Sam, I was just thinking about us last night as I was in the tub shaving my legs and pumicing the dead skin off my knees and elbows and waxing my...
Sam: Uh, is- Is there a point to this?
Annie: Do I have to say it? Can't you just feel it?
Sam: Would you stop that? This is silly. Now, just-
Annie: Of course it's silly, but love is silly, isn't it? Romeo and Juliet were silly in a mad, passionate way. Are we silly, Sam? Are we?
Sam: Y- You maybe, but I'm not. Listen, young lady, I happen to be a very close friend of your mother-in-law, and out of respect, I'm ending this conversation right now.
Annie: You can end the conversation, Sam, but you can't end the feeling.
Sam: Honey, I'm flattered, but this is nuts. I mean, I... You know, I'm old enough to be your fa- youthful uncle, all right? I mean, when- When when I'm 60, you're- You're gonna be 22. Oh, my God, that can't be right. Uh... All right, uh... All right, when I'm 60, uh, well, you'll be looking pretty good, actually. Um... So, why don't you call me when I'm 60?