Sam Quote #151
Quote from Sam in Someone Single, Someone Blue
Diane: You see, my very eccentric father put a very strange clause into his will. Providing that if I'm not married by tomorrow, my mother will become destitute. So, if you and I could get married, just long enough to satisfy the attorneys, it would really help her out and I would consider it a favor.
Sam: I'd consider it a joke. Diane, marriage and me do not mix.
Diane: No, it's not marriage. It's a business arrangement. Just for a couple of days and then we'll get divorced.
Sam: Listen, I've been married before. You haven't. Now, just take my word, marriage changes people. There's not a woman in the world who can stand up there and hear those words and not start believing it.
Diane: Well, that's a very sexist thing to say.
Sam: No, no, no. It's not sexist because no man can resist it either.
Diane: Why, Sam, that's a very romantic thing to say.
Sam: The difference is, with men, they get over it in an hour. With women, it kind of goes on for years.
Diane: If you're worried about me, I'm only doing this for my mother.
Sam: Yeah, right.
Diane: I promise you that I will not feel any emotions toward you.
Sam: Look, I learned a long time ago never to trust anybody wearing a wedding gown, especially a woman.
Cheers Quotes
‘Someone Single, Someone Blue’ Quotes
Quote from Carla
Helen: Darling, think hard. There's so little time. Don't you know anyone who'd be willing to marry you for a few days?
Diane: Well, I'm afraid there's no one that I'm steadily dating at the moment.
Carla: Excuse me, rich lady. You know, I couldn't help overhearing your problems. Your daughter has a hot thing for the bartender.
Diane: I do not!
Helen: She likes Red? He's dumb enough to be your father.
Carla: Not him. Sam.
Diane: I care nothing. I feel nothing. Sam who?
Carla: Hey, come off it. You know, we've all noticed how you two go around, looking at each other like lovesick cows. Admit it. He's got you steaming under the silks.
Diane: This happens to be my mother.
Carla: Well, that's why I'm being delicate.
Quote from Sam
Sam: I just want to say it's nice to finally meet you, Mrs. Chambers.
Helen: It's nice to meet you, Sam. Diane's told me about you. You're almost as handsome as she says you think you are.
Sam: There's a compliment in there someplace, I'm sure.
Quote from Norm
Diane: You're taking this all too personally and you shouldn't. It's just Mommy doesn't like bars.
Norm: Well, bars can be very sad places. Some people spend their whole lives in a bar. Just yesterday, some guy sat right here next to me for 11 hours.
Cliff: Yeah, what kind of a life is that?
Norm: Well, it's pitiful. You know, the sad thing is, you know that guy will be sitting in a bar somewhere right now, drinking a beer, going on and on about nothing.