Quote from Norm in Someone Single, Someone Blue
Diane: You're taking this all too personally and you shouldn't. It's just Mommy doesn't like bars. Norm: Well, bars can be very sad places. Some people spend their whole lives in a bar. Just yesterday, some guy sat right here next to me for 11 hours. Cliff: Yeah, what kind of a life is that? Norm: Well, it's pitiful. You know, the sad thing is, you know that guy will be sitting in a bar somewhere right now, drinking a beer, going on and on about nothing.