Paul Quote #33
Quote from Paul in It's Lonely on the Top
Carla: I don't get it. I just don't get it! That's everybody, right? Geez, I... Unless, unless I met someone. That's it. Mr. Right walked into the bar, swept me off my feet, and we made mad, passionate love all night long. He's probably coming back for me tonight.
Sam: You could be right. I'll bet that's what it is.
Carla: It's gotta be, because everybody here checks out, thank God. I know I didn't miss anybody.
Paul: [enters] Hey, sexy. [slaps Carla's ass] [sings] Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa, men have named you...
Carla: [screaming]
Cheers Quotes
‘It's Lonely on the Top’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
Sam: Oh, my. Yeah, uh, listen I know what you want to do is run out there and tell the guys, but I've got to remind you here, Paul, a gentleman does not kiss and tell. It's just not cool.
Paul: But you do it, Sam.
Sam: True. True. But I'm Sam Malone, and by definition, everything I do is cool.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] [softly:] Morning everybody.
All: Norm! [Norm covers his ears in agony]
Rebecca: How are you feeling, Norm?
Norm: Terrible. A splitting headache. And I think I might be sick. Can I have a beer, Sammy?
Quote from Sam
Carla: Sammy. How could you have a problem worse? You're perfect. You don't even know what the rest of the world is like.
Sam: Honey, I... I'm not perfect.
Carla: Oh, yeah, right.
Sam: All right, you really want to know? Watch this.
Carla: [gasps] Holy Mother of God! Oh, Sammy! You wear a rug!
Sam: It's not a rug! It's not a rug! It's a hair replacement system.