Cliff Quote #861
Woody: Well, can't I tend bar at least sometimes? I mean, what all does a city councilman have to do anyway?
Cliff: Well, Woody, our present councilman, Kevin Fogerty, rises at the crack of dawn, 6:30 to be exact. Then he showers, shaves, goes downstairs for a leisurely breakfast with his wife Estelle. Then he takes his son Joseph, eight, and Hillary, 11, to the Fenwick Elementary School. At least that was his routine before, the court order deprived me of my right to know. Big Brother, my friends, Big Brother!
Frasier: Years from now, they're gonna ask me why I didn't see the signs.
Quote from Sam
Sam: Oh, my. Yeah, uh, listen I know what you want to do is run out there and tell the guys, but I've got to remind you here, Paul, a gentleman does not kiss and tell. It's just not cool.
Paul: But you do it, Sam.
Sam: True. True. But I'm Sam Malone, and by definition, everything I do is cool.
Quote from Coach in Love, Part 1
Cliff: Norm, it's a little known fact the word "Florida" comes from the language of the Okefenokee Indians and it means literally, "place where the old people come to sweat".
Quote from What Is... Cliff Clavin?
Alex Trebek: Cliff, it's all right, you don't have to worry. Unless you risked more than $21,600, you will be the new Jeopardy! champion. So let's take a look and see what your wager was. You bet "22,000 big ones"? Which takes you down to zero. You bet it all. Cliff, why would you do something like that?
Cliff: It's because I knew that those people had never been in my kitchen. You can ask them. Come on, Tony Curtis is still alive. Get him on the phone, go ahead, I'll pay for the call.
Alex Trebek: Isn't going to work, Cliff, sorry. Agnes, $400 is not a big total, but today it's enough to make you the new Jeopardy! champion. So congratulations.
Cliff: No, she's not! I'm the champion! I answered all those questions! You saw me, America! Write in and tell them!
Norm: Come on, Wood, if we sneak out right now, nobody will know we're with him.
Cliff: Tony Curtis, if you're out there, if you can hear me, call in, and I'll split the pot with you. Ah, for crying out loud, look... Any mail carriers out there?