Woody Quote #850

Quote from Woody in It's Lonely on the Top

Frasier: Well, here are the proud parents-to-be.
Kelly: Yes, and we've been shopping.
Woody: Yeah, look what we found. Pretty neat, huh?
Frasier: Oh that's perfect. It'll do wonders for his motor skills and his mental acuity.
Woody: Oh, yeah. Check this out, we got one for the baby, too.
Frasier: Our next city councilman, ladies and gentlemen!

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Carla: Oh, yeah, right.
Sam: All right, you really want to know? Watch this.
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All: Norm! [Norm covers his ears in agony]
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Norm: Terrible. A splitting headache. And I think I might be sick. Can I have a beer, Sammy?