Sam Quote #1519

Quote from Sam in Uncle Sam Wants You

[dream sequence:]
Elvis: Hey, Sam.
Sam: What?
Elvis: Sam.
Sam: Who's there?
Elvis: Up- Up here, Sam. It's me, Elvis.
Sam: Elvis?
Elvis: Yeah. Come on over here, man. I don't want to have to shout at you.
Sam: I'm having a dream about Elvis. What do you want with me, Elvis?
Elvis: I want to tell you something. You're right about wanting a child. You know, the best thing that ever happened to me was having Lisa Marie. Here. Isn't she precious?
Sam: Yeah, she's a real cutie. Well, you'll be happy to know, Elvis, she turned out to be a real babe.
Elvis: Sam, don't make me come through this TV.

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 ‘Uncle Sam Wants You’ Quotes

Quote from Paul

Paul: I don't care what he names it as long as he doesn't bring it in here. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's babies.
Woody: Oh, come on, Mr. Krapence. Wouldn't you like a helpless little guy all soft and cuddly who you could burp every once in a while?
Paul: [looks at Norm] Yeah, we need another one of those.

Quote from Lilith

Lilith: It was Sam. Frasier, you've got to do something. Every day he gets here a little earlier, and every night he leaves a little later.
Sam: Well, darling, he, he is a friend of ours.
Lilith: It's getting so we can't make love in the morning.
Frasier: I didn't know we could make love in the morning.
Lilith: We can't. It was just a "for instance." The point is I don't like people seeing me in my nightgown. It undermines my authority.
Frasier: I really wouldn't worry about that.

Quote from Woody

Frasier: Afternoon, all.
Woody: Hey, Dr. Crane. Dr. Sternin-Crane. And little Frederick Crane-Sternin-Crane-Crane. What can I get you? I know I could use a glass of water.