Frasier Quote #532

Quote from Frasier in Uncle Sam Wants You

Frasier: So, we decided to have a lovely afternoon with a picnic, and now we're off to go fly a kite.
Sam: Oh, hey, I noticed it was windy, too. I went out and I got little Frederick this kite, huh? What do you think? I've got an idea. Why don't we, uh, why don't we go try these babies. I'll be right back. I'm gonna get my jacket.
Lilith: Sam is tagging along? We need some time to ourselves.
Frasier: Well, you know, darling, it is Sam.
Lilith: Frasier, am I going to have to play "bad cop?"
Frasier: Now, let me understand are you saying that up, up until this point, you've been playing "good cop?"

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 ‘Uncle Sam Wants You’ Quotes

Quote from Paul

Paul: I don't care what he names it as long as he doesn't bring it in here. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's babies.
Woody: Oh, come on, Mr. Krapence. Wouldn't you like a helpless little guy all soft and cuddly who you could burp every once in a while?
Paul: [looks at Norm] Yeah, we need another one of those.

Quote from Lilith

Lilith: It was Sam. Frasier, you've got to do something. Every day he gets here a little earlier, and every night he leaves a little later.
Sam: Well, darling, he, he is a friend of ours.
Lilith: It's getting so we can't make love in the morning.
Frasier: I didn't know we could make love in the morning.
Lilith: We can't. It was just a "for instance." The point is I don't like people seeing me in my nightgown. It undermines my authority.
Frasier: I really wouldn't worry about that.

Quote from Woody

Frasier: Afternoon, all.
Woody: Hey, Dr. Crane. Dr. Sternin-Crane. And little Frederick Crane-Sternin-Crane-Crane. What can I get you? I know I could use a glass of water.