Woody Quote #647
Woody: Dr. Crane, your wife called. I didn't want to wake you.
Frasier: Oh. She called to apologize?
Woody: Well, sort of. Uh, she said for you to meet her at Frederick's school. You have that interview.
Frasier: Oh, I completely forgot.
Woody: Well, she also said to tell you she knew you'd forget because "you're such an uncaring human being. But for once in your life, think of your child, comb your few remaining hairs and wash that canned ham you call a face and get over there." [Frasier exits] You know, now that I reread this it sounds less and less like an apology.
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Quote from Lilith
Frasier: Carla, please! Lilith is mourning the loss of a close friend.
Carla: What's the big deal? You go find another rat to hook up to your electrodes.
Lilith: My research never harmed Whitey in any way. In fact, he had everything a rat could want. If he needed it, I gave it to him. That rat was the envy of others.
Frasier: You know, that's true, but I got over it.
Lilith: I miss him so much. [brief, spluttering sobs]
Frasier: Let it out, darling.
Lilith: I am.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: You know, I'm just a bit stressed today. Lilith and I have been looking for a preschool for Frederick. Tomorrow we've got an interview with the administrators of the Magic Hours Learning Center.
Sam: You know, I don't get that. Now, this is your kid, your money-- why aren't you interviewing them?
Frasier: Well, the beauty of private education, Sam, is that they're able to weed out the unacceptable lowlifes. I just pray I'm not one of them.
Cliff: Wa-wa-wa-wa-wait a second here. Uh, what's the matter with public school? I went to public school.
Frasier: [smiles] I love you, Cliff. Don't ever change.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: [enters] Afternoon, all.
Woody: Hey, how's it going, Dr. Crane?
Frasier: Oh, the usual. The crying, the tantrums, the bed-wetting.
Woody: Yeah. That's fatherhood.
Frasier: No, that's my therapy group. What a bunch of losers.