Woody: Dr. Crane, your wife called. I didn't want to wake you.
Frasier: Oh. She called to apologize?
Woody: Well, sort of. Uh, she said for you to meet her at Frederick's school. You have that interview.
Frasier: Oh, I completely forgot.
Woody: Well, she also said to tell you she knew you'd forget because "you're such an uncaring human being. But for once in your life, think of your child, comb your few remaining hairs and wash that canned ham you call a face and get over there." [Frasier exits] You know, now that I reread this it sounds less and less like an apology.