Sam Quote #1455
Quote from Sam in Crash of the Titans
Sam: Hey, Rebecca, you got to get on the phone with the distributor. I'm still out of vermouth.
Rebecca: Yeah, yeah, I'll do that this afternoon. I have to work on my own plans this morning.
Sam: Your plans for what?
Rebecca: For what I'm going to do when I buy your bar.
Sam: [laughs] Oh, those plans, right. Oh, how can I forget that?
Rebecca: You're not taking me seriously, are you, Sam?
Sam: No, no, I'm not. No, I'm not. You, the bar owner. "Hi, I'm Rebecca Howe. Welcome to my bar. Gee, you know, we're a little low on vermouth today. Maybe I ought to get on the phone and order some because, after all, this is my bar."
Rebecca: That is not funny.
Sam: Yeah, well, I guess to get it, you'd have to be a bar owner or out of vermouth and I'm both, so order it.
Cheers Quotes
‘Crash of the Titans’ Quotes
Quote from Carla
John: Carla, it's the first of the month. Where's my rent check for the poolroom and the bathrooms?
Carla: Here you are. Buy yourself a melon in case you misplace your head.
John: Thank you. Tell me, Carla, clinically speaking, are you considered a dwarf or a midget?
Carla: Say, is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
John: Somebody phone the authorities in Paris. A gargoyle has just fallen off Notre Dame and is now taking drink orders.
Carla: You know, two heads like that would make a perfectly good butt.
John: Shrike.
Carla: Bullet head.
John: Slattern.
Carla: Hatchet face.
John: Well, must be off. Till next month, then.
Carla: He's good people.
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: You know, uh, I don't think that a ground surface irregularity of this nature is so strange. I mean, after all, the entire East Coast is sinking. We all know that. I mean, due to global warming, the polar ice caps are melting and, hey, we're gonna be all underwater anyway. Yeah, that's why l, uh, like to keep a couple of cans of tuna and an inflatable raft in the trunk of my car. Wait a second, I ate the tuna a couple of nights ago. I'd better go out and get some more. Boy, if that flood comes tonight, I'm really going to kick myself.
Quote from Lilith
Lilith: This is a bit of a surprise, isn't it, Rebecca? Why do you want Cheers? I would think for you this bar would only have negative associations connected with it. Well, think of all the heartbreak you've had here, the forgotten goals, the missed opportunities.
Norm: Hey, it's called atmosphere, babe.
Lilith: I would think for you this place would have the stench of failure.
Carla: No, that's Clavin, and F.Y.l., it's not just failure.
Rebecca: You know, actually, Lilith, I had more productive, successful times at Cheers than I've had anyplace else in my life.
Lilith: Dear God. ... Oh, I'm sorry. I was thinking of something else.