Lilith Quote #108
Quote from Lilith in Veggie-Boyd
Frasier: Woody. Woody, you know, Sigmund Freud might suggest that your aversion to vegetables stems from some early childhood trauma.
Lilith: [sputters]
Frasier: You sputtered, my darling?
Lilith: Honestly, Frasier, you must be the last psychiatrist on Earth who hasn't abandoned Sigmund Freud's theories.
Frasier: What are you saying?
Lilith: Merely that his theories are outdated, sexist superstitions unsupported by a shred of clinical evidence.
Frasier: You're drunk. My wife is completely smashed, blotto. Sam, no more boilermakers for Dr. Sternin-Crane.
Lilith: Frasier, I've had nothing to drink.
Frasier: Ah, the worst kind of drunk.
Cheers Quotes
‘Veggie-Boyd’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Sam: These are, uh, trivia napkins. Ever since I got the bar back, I've been looking for ways to say, "Hey, thank you for patronizing me."
Frasier: Oh, Sam, I- I know you wanted to use a great big word there. I think that's marvelous, but I believe what you meant to say was, "Thank you for your patronage."
Sam: Really? What's the difference?
Frasier: Patronage means customers. Patronizing is the way one would talk to a small, dull child.
Sam: Kind of like how you're talking to me right now?
Frasier: Aren't you cute!
Quote from Cliff
Sam: Oh, Woody. Woody, shoot, I just forgot here. This came for you. Looks like something from the commercial company. Probably a paycheck.
Woody: Oh, I- I can't cash that. I can't even open it. That'd be like paying me for lying. My mother always told me that lying is the worst of the seven deadly sins.
Norm: Wait, wait, wait. Lying is one of the seven deadly sins?
Cliff: Yeah, of course it is. You got, uh lust, greed, bashful...
Norm: That's the seven deadly dwarfs.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: What can I do for you, Norm?
Norm: Open up those beer taps and take the day off, Sam.