Sam Quote #1239
Quote from Sam in The Art of the Steal
Rebecca: What am I gonna do, Sam? I have blown this. I have blown the entire relationship.
Sam: Come on, take it easy. You're off the hook until morning.
Rebecca: Yeah, yeah. That just gives me more time to think about it, how humiliated I'm gonna be when Robin walks through that door and finds me in here without permission, lying on the floor with a bartender underneath a grid of laser beams.
Sam: Oh, calm down. Enjoy the light show. You know what we could do to take your mind off this? Why don't I crawl over there, and we could just talk?
Rebecca: You can crawl over here if nothing on your body touches anything on my body. There is one good thing about this whole deal... Seeing you crawl on your belly like a worm.
Sam: I am secure enough of my masculinity to accept that as a compliment.
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‘The Art of the Steal’ Quotes
Quote from Carla
Rebecca: So, he's coming in town tonight, I haven't seen him for a month, and I don't know... You know, I really need some help here. Now, you've got a reputation of being uninhibited, lowdown, dirty, perverted...
Carla: You should have known me when I was a real slut.
Rebecca: Let me ask you a question. What is the wildest thing you ever did to really get a guy's attention?
Carla: Well, now... Let me see. There was the time I was making love to a guy on a carousel.
Rebecca: Where? An amusement park?
Carla: No, LaGuardia Airport. Want to give it a try?
Quote from Cliff
Frasier: Say, where's Sam off to?
Carla: He's off to a luxury apartment to meet a naked woman.
Cliff: Boy, that guy leads a pretty exciting life compared to us, huh?
Norm: Cliffy, compared to ours, a tapeworm leads a pretty exciting life.
Cliff: You know, I happen to be a bit of an expert on tapeworms. It all goes back to my eighth grade science fair. Everybody else had rabbits and Guinea pigs. I had a tapeworm.
Norm: Really?
Cliff: Yeah, so I couldn't go. Or was that a ringworm?
Norm: Check, please.
Cliff: Uh... Oh, boy, oh, boy. Me and parasites, don't get me started.
Quote from Norm
Frasier: So Cliff's the thimble. I'm the race car. What do you want to be, Norm?
Norm: I'll be the lead pipe, I guess.
Frasier: I don't remember any lead pipe in Monopoly, or this Chinese checker, or these Candyland children. What is this?
Norm: Well, you know, over the years, we've sort of lost parts from the original game, so we mix and match from others.
Frasier: Well, all right. Give me the dice.
Norm: All right. [hands Frasier two large, fuzzy, purple dice]