Quote from Cliff in The Art of the Steal
Frasier: Say, where's Sam off to? Carla: He's off to a luxury apartment to meet a naked woman. Cliff: Boy, that guy leads a pretty exciting life compared to us, huh? Norm: Cliffy, compared to ours, a tapeworm leads a pretty exciting life. Cliff: You know, I happen to be a bit of an expert on tapeworms. It all goes back to my eighth grade science fair. Everybody else had rabbits and Guinea pigs. I had a tapeworm. Norm: Really? Cliff: Yeah, so I couldn't go. Or was that a ringworm? Norm: Check, please. Cliff: Uh... Oh, boy, oh, boy. Me and parasites, don't get me started.