Cliff Quote #491
Quote from Cliff in Call Me Irresponsible
Carla: Does anybody know who these are from and who they're for?
Norm: Cliff's mom for me?
Carla: No, they're from Eddie LeBec for me for our anniversary. Now, are you guys satisfied or would you like to sit on these?
Sam: Boy, that's love for you, isn't it?
Norm: Yeah, really. I got a tear in my eye.
Cliff: And you're going to have this in your eye if you don't lay off my mom.
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Quote from Sam
Rebecca: Oh, isn't Eddie sweet? Oh, why can't more men send flowers?
Sam: I didn't know Mormons couldn't send flowers.
Rebecca: I said more men, not Mormons.
Sam: I know they can't dance.
Norm: No, Sammy, that's the, that's the Amish.
Sam: W-Why can't Mormons send flowers?
Rebecca: They can.
Sam: Then what are you talking about?
Rebecca: I just wish someone would send me some damn roses.
Sam: Why does it have to be a Mormon?
Rebecca: Oh, come on! [storms off]
Sam: With some people, you just can't discuss religion.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: A flashing sign in my gut that says "Insert beer here."
Quote from Norm
Norm: Yeah, anniversaries can be just great. I'll never forget my first anniversary with Vera. Yeah, we, uh... Oh, my God, I did forget it. Anybody know where I can get a 17-year-old box of candy?