Quote from Sam in Call Me Irresponsible
Rebecca: Oh, isn't Eddie sweet? Oh, why can't more men send flowers? Sam: I didn't know Mormons couldn't send flowers. Rebecca: I said more men, not Mormons. Sam: I know they can't dance. Norm: No, Sammy, that's the, that's the Amish. Sam: W-Why can't Mormons send flowers? Rebecca: They can. Sam: Then what are you talking about? Rebecca: I just wish someone would send me some damn roses. Sam: Why does it have to be a Mormon? Rebecca: Oh, come on! [storms off] Sam: With some people, you just can't discuss religion.