Woody Quote #407

Quote from Woody in Call Me Irresponsible

Sam: Woody, how about you?
Woody: Oh, I don't know, Sam, I don't like playing games for money. You end up either losing money or taking it from your friends.
Sam: No, no, Woody, this is just a game, man. You know, five bucks a square. You got four quarters, four chances to win.
Woody: I don't know, I don't like taking money from my friends.
Cliff: Aw, go ahead, Woody. Nobody here gives a hoot about you anyway.
Woody: Okay, great.

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 ‘Call Me Irresponsible’ Quotes

Quote from Sam

Rebecca: Oh, isn't Eddie sweet? Oh, why can't more men send flowers?
Sam: I didn't know Mormons couldn't send flowers.
Rebecca: I said more men, not Mormons.
Sam: I know they can't dance.
Norm: No, Sammy, that's the, that's the Amish.
Sam: W-Why can't Mormons send flowers?
Rebecca: They can.
Sam: Then what are you talking about?
Rebecca: I just wish someone would send me some damn roses.
Sam: Why does it have to be a Mormon?
Rebecca: Oh, come on! [storms off]
Sam: With some people, you just can't discuss religion.

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: A flashing sign in my gut that says "Insert beer here."

Quote from Norm

Norm: Yeah, anniversaries can be just great. I'll never forget my first anniversary with Vera. Yeah, we, uh... Oh, my God, I did forget it. Anybody know where I can get a 17-year-old box of candy?