Woody Quote #252
Quote from Woody in Woody for Hire Meets Norman of the Apes
Pete: Hey, Woods. I'm just curious, um, did a lot of other shirts audition for that role?
Hugh: Hey, Woody, there's an article in here that says your shirt is now dating Morgan Fairchild. But she says they're just friends.
Woody: Come on, guys. I'm telling you, I really did do it.
Tim: Sure thing, Woody.
Woody: [answers phone] Cheers. Oh, hi, Robert Urich. Yeah, yeah, this is your old pal, Woody. Oh, well, I thought your performance was wonderful tonight, too. Yeah. [chuckling] Yeah. What? Oh, uh, yeah, that shirt? Yeah, I- I picked it out myself. Uh, Sears, I think. Yeah, okay, well, thanks for calling. I'll see you around the studio. [chuckles] All right, bye. [hangs up] See?
Tim: How could we have ever doubted him?
Norm: Boy, do we have egg on our face, huh?
‘Woody for Hire Meets Norman of the Apes’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Well, l, for one, applaud your desire to shake things up a bit, Cliff. Sometimes I think I'd give anything for a change - no matter how slight - in this deadly, unvarying routine of life.
Woody: What can I get you, Dr. Crane?
Frasier: The usual.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Hello.
Woody: Carla, what are you doing in? You're not due in for another hour.
Carla: I had to get out of my house. It was a zoo. Serafina took the hedge clippers to the shag carpet. Little Lotte unplugged the refrigerator to see if frozen peas melt faster than ice cream. Gino made a volcano for a science project in the microwave. And on top of everything else, me and Eddie had a big fight.
Cliff: Oh, geez, what about?
Carla: He had the nerve to say I don't know how to control my kids. [phone rings] I don't know. We just can't seem to see eye to eye on the right way to discipline 'em.
Woody: Carla, it's for you.
Carla: Oh God. [takes the phone] Hello. I thought we settled this. No, you definitely cannot hit him. No, you cannot lock him in the closet, and you absolutely cannot wash his mouth out with soap. Anne-Marie, you untie your stepfather right now!
Quote from Woody
Sam: What are you doing, there?
Woody: Miss Howe put moi in charge of refreshments for the book club.
Sam: Well, yeah, but what are those?
Woody: Finger sandwiches. You know, the part that takes the most time is getting that middle knuckle right.
Sam: Woody, they don't actually have to look like fingers.
Woody: Yeah, right, Sam.