Pete: Hey, Woods. I'm just curious, um, did a lot of other shirts audition for that role?
Hugh: Hey, Woody, there's an article in here that says your shirt is now dating Morgan Fairchild. But she says they're just friends.
Woody: Come on, guys. I'm telling you, I really did do it.
Tim: Sure thing, Woody.
Woody: [answers phone] Cheers. Oh, hi, Robert Urich. Yeah, yeah, this is your old pal, Woody. Oh, well, I thought your performance was wonderful tonight, too. Yeah. [chuckling] Yeah. What? Oh, uh, yeah, that shirt? Yeah, I- I picked it out myself. Uh, Sears, I think. Yeah, okay, well, thanks for calling. I'll see you around the studio. [chuckles] All right, bye. [hangs up] See?
Tim: How could we have ever doubted him?
Norm: Boy, do we have egg on our face, huh?