Sam Quote #759
Quote from Sam in Diamond Sam
Sam: [on the phone] Hi, uh, you got a ring in the window there by the door? It's a big diamond with two little diamonds on either side there. Yeah, uh, that's the one. Yeah, how- How much does that cost? [laughs] [hangs up]
Woody: How much?
Sam: Fifty-two hundred. [all laugh] Boy, what am I going to do here?
Norm: Bruce.
Sam: What?
Norm: Friend of mine in the jewelry business. He buys diamonds and gold wholesale and then you don't have to pay the markup, which is like a zillion percent.
Sam: Oh, you know, that- that's kinda silly.
Norm: No, no. It's the same gold, same diamonds.
Sam: Well, if it's the same ring, it's the same ring.
Norm: Absolutely.
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‘Diamond Sam’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Well, Diane, Sam, congratulations to both of you. Diane, I hope you're planning to stay for the entire ceremony this time. Ours was... [laughs] Ours was very touching, I thought.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Where is Sam?
Diane: "Where is Sam?" [quietly] I think she's starting to relate to her environment again.
Frasier: Well, I think we've made great progress. Carla, can you tell me who Sam is?
Carla: Of course. He's my boss.
Frasier: Did you know that he is now engaged to be married?
Carla: Yes. I'm very happy for him.
Frasier: See how well we've done?
Diane: Carla... who is the charming soul that has agreed to marry him?
Carla: Norm.
Frasier: Well, I'm not the miracle worker.
Quote from Woody
Sam: Due to our desire to be... What?
Diane: Conjoined.
Sam: Conjoined, uh hey, well, Diane and l, uh, would like you to, uh, celebrate with us by, uh, toasting our nuptials.
Woody: Ouch.
Sam: No, no, Woody, it's, uh...