Sam Quote #758
Quote from Sam in Diamond Sam
Diane: What Sam so eloquently expressed was that he and I have officially become engaged to be married.
[cheering and applause] How about that Al, huh?
Cliff: Oh, marriage, Sam.
Norm: I thought you'd said you'd never marry Diane.
Sam: Well, I- I never, uh, said that exactly.
Norm: No, no, I think the exact words were "l'd rather have every hair on my body pulled out simultaneously..."
Sam: Well, that- That's just an expression. I mean... No, seriously, you know, we all knew it was going to happen sooner or later. I just thought I'd get it over with.
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‘Diamond Sam’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Well, Diane, Sam, congratulations to both of you. Diane, I hope you're planning to stay for the entire ceremony this time. Ours was... [laughs] Ours was very touching, I thought.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Where is Sam?
Diane: "Where is Sam?" [quietly] I think she's starting to relate to her environment again.
Frasier: Well, I think we've made great progress. Carla, can you tell me who Sam is?
Carla: Of course. He's my boss.
Frasier: Did you know that he is now engaged to be married?
Carla: Yes. I'm very happy for him.
Frasier: See how well we've done?
Diane: Carla... who is the charming soul that has agreed to marry him?
Carla: Norm.
Frasier: Well, I'm not the miracle worker.
Quote from Woody
Sam: Due to our desire to be... What?
Diane: Conjoined.
Sam: Conjoined, uh hey, well, Diane and l, uh, would like you to, uh, celebrate with us by, uh, toasting our nuptials.
Woody: Ouch.
Sam: No, no, Woody, it's, uh...