Diane Quote #602
Quote from Diane in Knights of the Scimitar
Sam: Oh, Diane, will you do me a favor and run up and get some change from Melville's, please? What, what are you doing?
Diane: Lance is definitely taller than you are. For a while there, I thought you were taller, but I see why I was mistaken. Your shoulders are less broad, thus giving you the illusion of greater height. I promised not to bring up this Adonis-like creature, didn't l? Sorry.
Sam: No, no, hey, don't be sorry about a little fantasy. I mean, I'm not sorry about the fantasy I had a couple of hours ago. By the way, how many nurses do you think can fit in a standard-size hot tub?
Diane: Sam, I assure you, Lance is not a fantasy, and the feelings he inspires are very real, too.
Sam: Change.
Diane: Not for you or any man.
Sam: No, no, Diane. Change: Nickels, dimes, quarters.
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Quote from Norm
Norm: Cliffy, uh, thanks a lot, but l- l'm just not interested. You know, I guess I'm an example of the old adage, "l'd never join a club that would have someone like you as a member," you know?
Quote from Woody
Cliff: Oh, boy. Hey, you're gonna love it down at the lodge, you know. After a hard day's work, it's a great place to unwind.
Woody: Yeah, wearing those turbans, you probably need a place to unwind. You know, unwind. [laughs] Turbans? How they're all wound up around your head and you gotta unwind 'em?
Cliff: Hey, uh good one, Woody.
Woody: I was voted class clown.
Norm: You should be proud.
Woody: Yeah, I was only running for class president.
Quote from Norm
High Sultan: Stand up, Norm Peterson, and be welcomed. Norm, uh, Norm, why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself, huh?
Norm: Well, there's really nothing to say, guys.
High Sultan: Now don't be modest.
Norm: No, I mean it. There's really nothing to say. Uh... Let's see, I was born in Chicago, uh I moved to Boston and became an accountant.
High Sultan: Are you married?
Norm: Yeah.
High Sultan: To?
Norm: Long.