Quote from Norm in Knights of the Scimitar
High Sultan: Stand up, Norm Peterson, and be welcomed. Norm, uh, Norm, why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself, huh? Norm: Well, there's really nothing to say, guys. High Sultan: Now don't be modest. Norm: No, I mean it. There's really nothing to say. Uh... Let's see, I was born in Chicago, uh I moved to Boston and became an accountant. High Sultan: Are you married? Norm: Yeah. High Sultan: To? Norm: Long.