Sam: Oh, Diane, will you do me a favor and run up and get some change from Melville's, please? What, what are you doing?
Diane: Lance is definitely taller than you are. For a while there, I thought you were taller, but I see why I was mistaken. Your shoulders are less broad, thus giving you the illusion of greater height. I promised not to bring up this Adonis-like creature, didn't l? Sorry.
Sam: No, no, hey, don't be sorry about a little fantasy. I mean, I'm not sorry about the fantasy I had a couple of hours ago. By the way, how many nurses do you think can fit in a standard-size hot tub?
Diane: Sam, I assure you, Lance is not a fantasy, and the feelings he inspires are very real, too.
Sam: Change.
Diane: Not for you or any man.
Sam: No, no, Diane. Change: Nickels, dimes, quarters.