Cliff Quote #304
Quote from Cliff in Tan 'n' Wash
Cliff: Well, Normie, I gotta say it's the silliest, most harebrained scheme I've ever heard of. [chuckles] Yeah. Well, I gotta go. [quietly] Normie, walk me out.
Norm: I'm not leaving yet, Cliff.
Cliff: Neither am l. Ma and I want in.
Norm: In where?
Cliff: Don't be naive, Normie. Put me up for five shares.
Norm: No, no, no. Investments are risky, Cliff. Look, I never do business with friends, all right? Besides, it's 200 bucks a share.
Sam: Put me down for five, too, will ya?
Cliff: Oh, great, Norm, now the cat's outta the bag!
Cheers Quotes
‘Tan 'n' Wash’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Paul: Hey, Norm, how's the world been treatin' ya?
Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper.
Quote from Woody
Carla: Hey, Wood, do you want in?
Woody: I don't think so. You know, when I left home, my father gave me some very sound advice. "Never trust a man who can't look ya in the eye. Never talk when you can listen. And never spend venture capital on a limited partnership without a detailed, analytical fiduciary prospectus."
Quote from Woody
Norm: Tell you the one I hate. You know, you're back in college, right? And you haven't been to class the entire semester, and the teacher's about to give the final exam.
Carla: Oh, yeah, that one's the worst.
Cliff: What're you talkin' about, Carla? You never went to college.
Carla: It's a dream, stupid.
Woody: Well, how about the one where you go to this fancy restaurant, and before they let you in, they make you leave your legs at the door? Then the girl gives you claim check number six. So you go in, but instead of food, everyone's eatin' their silverware. Only you can't really enjoy your fork because you're so worried that whoever got claim check number nine might finish first and pick up your legs by mistake.
Carla: Yeah.
Sam: Oh, yeah.