Carla Quote #501
Quote from Carla in Tan 'n' Wash
Norm: I'm tellin' you, I saved the guy a bundle on his taxes last year. He asked me to invest his windfall, you know? And in the space of six short months, I kinda doubled his money. We got lucky on a little convenience mart up in Worcester.
Carla: What'd you do? Hold it up? [laughs]
Norm: You guys are hilarious. But Jerry's laughing all the way to the bank, all right? I diversified the guy. We went into, uh, mutuals, and a very pretty little biotech company that just went public.
Sam: Boy, sounds like you got the Midas touch there.
Norm: You should hear some of the other great ideas we have cooked up.
Cliff: Yeah? Like what?
Norm: Mm... No, no, sorry, guys. My lips are sealed.
Sam: Buy you a beer.
Norm: It's called "Tan 'N Wash".
Cheers Quotes
‘Tan 'n' Wash’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Paul: Hey, Norm, how's the world been treatin' ya?
Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper.
Quote from Woody
Carla: Hey, Wood, do you want in?
Woody: I don't think so. You know, when I left home, my father gave me some very sound advice. "Never trust a man who can't look ya in the eye. Never talk when you can listen. And never spend venture capital on a limited partnership without a detailed, analytical fiduciary prospectus."
Quote from Woody
Norm: Tell you the one I hate. You know, you're back in college, right? And you haven't been to class the entire semester, and the teacher's about to give the final exam.
Carla: Oh, yeah, that one's the worst.
Cliff: What're you talkin' about, Carla? You never went to college.
Carla: It's a dream, stupid.
Woody: Well, how about the one where you go to this fancy restaurant, and before they let you in, they make you leave your legs at the door? Then the girl gives you claim check number six. So you go in, but instead of food, everyone's eatin' their silverware. Only you can't really enjoy your fork because you're so worried that whoever got claim check number nine might finish first and pick up your legs by mistake.
Carla: Yeah.
Sam: Oh, yeah.