Norm: I'm tellin' you, I saved the guy a bundle on his taxes last year. He asked me to invest his windfall, you know? And in the space of six short months, I kinda doubled his money. We got lucky on a little convenience mart up in Worcester.
Carla: What'd you do? Hold it up? [laughs]
Norm: You guys are hilarious. But Jerry's laughing all the way to the bank, all right? I diversified the guy. We went into, uh, mutuals, and a very pretty little biotech company that just went public.
Sam: Boy, sounds like you got the Midas touch there.
Norm: You should hear some of the other great ideas we have cooked up.
Cliff: Yeah? Like what?
Norm: Mm... No, no, sorry, guys. My lips are sealed.
Sam: Buy you a beer.
Norm: It's called "Tan 'N Wash".